Hooligan. That's what the postman calls me.
I'm afraid I haven't ever been to one. Although, things are looking up for SG#9. Odds are 9-1 that it's in my owners back garden!
If You've Never Been. I've never been to the kennels you know. I'm a good puppy you see, no boarding school for me.
3 Is The Magic Number. That's what my owner says when I get my biscuits. No more no less.......Just 3 a day. It's a good song, but a bad excuse for only giving me three.
Ooooh....I still haven't done one. The band might get a bit worried if they see a talking, typing puppy has posted on their website. Maybe I'll do one soon.
Oooh my owner, my owner.
Not gone. That's rather stupid isn't it. But I'm thinking that if I had of been, then my answer would probably be......wee'd on someone's leg. Not nice I know, but I am a puppy after all.
Woof and Roll. Barkie. Alternative Growl.
The soundtrack to 'Lady And The Tramp'. Awesome.
'Hound Dog' - Elvis Presley, 'Basket Case' - Green Day. Anything by The Strokes.
Meat. Mmmmm......or biscuit flavour. No, no wait....Bone!!! MMmmmMMmmm. Nope......it has to be chew bar flavour. Or doggy drop.
Bouncer. He was ace. Top notch dogness. But then again, he was a blonde. Oh well.....you can't have everything Bouncer my dear.
Woof.
Miaow.
Oooh.....well, I don't like the big wooden thing that they hit the ball with but chasing after ball when it's been hit is absolutley fandabadoozie!!!
The kitchen table's leg. Was a bit chewy. Actually....I don't think I was meant to eat that. Uh-oh. Shush....don't tell my owner.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Hehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhe. Cats. No, just idding ;) Dogs.
Chasing my tail. Or a ball. Or a cat. Or my owner. Or a bee. Or the postman. Or a stranger. Or a frisbee. Or a stick.
Getting caught by my tail. Or a ball. Or a cat. Or my owner. Or a bee. Or the postman. Or a stranger. Or a frisbee. Or a stick.
Not applicable. I am a puppy.
My owner loves me muchly but the postman hates me muchly. I love my owner muchly but I don't like flies.
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