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04 August 2021


Name: Slutbun Wolla
Embrace Messageboard Name: Wolla

Date of Birth: 10 March 1981 (Aged 40 years)
Location: Im a legal Alien, Im a Northerner in the south...
Occupation: In over my head....

Wollas Wonderful Website Not been updated for ages as ran out of space and too tight to buy more or move. But go there its fantastic, honest. Myspace Im just talking. To the KIDS.

Wolla has a lush rating of 8.9 from 119 votes.

What is your favourite Embrace song?

Out of Nothing.

What was your favourite Embrace gig?

SG#6 was just perfect, hottest day of the year, beautiful countryside, beautiful ppl, beautiful music. One of best weekends ever.

What is your favourite Embrace Album?

Dry Kids.

What is your favourite Embrace B-Side?

I'll give you a clue "LOVE!"

In what order of greatness (1-10) would you place tracks from Out of Nothing?

3. Near Life
4. Glorious Day
5. Someday
6. Gravity (!)
7. Looking As You Are
8. Spell It out
9. Keeping
10. Wish Em all Away

In what order of greatness (1-10) would you place tracks from This New Day?

1. Target
2. Sainted
3. No Use Crying
4. Even Smaller Stones
5. Celebrate
6. Exploding Machines
7. This New Day
8. Natures Law
9. The End is Near
10. I cant come down

What and when was your first messageboard post?

Ahh, them were the days. The days that i dont stand a chance of remembering!I think it was requesting Guitar Tabs, and someone said "if i was any good i'd work them out myself!!" Fuckers!

Who was the first messageboarder you met?

Dirk, briefly. Then i met Shaz an Rob properly. Then Rach and Ruff. And then a whole bunch of em at Secret Swig No.1. I'm oldskool, but trying to get a full card of the new skool too.

What is the most stupid thing you've done at a gig?

Came dressed as Jesus.

What other music do you like?

Jamie Lidell, Blur, SFA, Patrick Wolf, Girls Aloud, Sugababes, Strokes, Ben & Jason, 80's Matchbox b-line disaster, Six.byseven, White Stripes, Modest Mouse, Polyphonic Spree, T.Rex, The Streets, Arcade Fire, Art Brut, Radio 4, Futureheads, Guillemots, The Rakes, Bloc Party, Nizlopi, Gorillaz, Broken Social Scene, Stars, Interpol, The Spinto Band, Shitdisco, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Flaming Lips, The Young Knives, FunkysoulyjazzythatmakesmeshakemyassBITCH stuff.

What are your favourite albums?

BAD - Michael Jackson.
The Bends - Radiohead.
Think Tank - Blur
Original Pirate Material - The Streets.
Silent Alarm - Bloc Party

What are you currently listening to?

Peter Bjorn and John - Young Folks.

What is your favourite Jelly Baby?


Who is your favourite Neighbours character?

The flaming galaart.

Most likely to say…

Im not fat, I just need a big poo.

Least likely to say…

Oh boy Oh Boy Oh Boy!!! A gym!!! Im joining that mutha!!

Cricket - good or evil?

Great! If your Australian I presume.

What was the last thing you ate?

Parma Ham, Salami and Salad sandwich with dijon mustard.

What did you want to be when you were growing up?

A fire engine.

If you were having a dinner party, which member of Embrace would you want to help in the kitchen?

Mickey, cos hes a jolly nice chap.

Cats or dogs?

Cats Eyes. Dog Nose.

Heaven is…

Making love.

Hell is…

Rupturing your cruciate ligament.

Madness Rating (1 to 10)

Net - 6. Real life, im a boring geezer, that spends his time, parasailing, taunting drug addicts with guns, and pissing into the wind.

An interesting fact about myself…

I invented communication via the medium of dance.

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FDPoints Rank: #4
Lush Rank: #205

FDPoints: 207
Lush rating: 8.9 (119 votes)
Profile visits: 11,248
Favourites: 10
Attended Gigs: 17

Created: 03 May 2001
Last updated: 18 January 2007

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What people are saying about Wolla:

"Wolla: My parallel universe hair twin"

"Wolla has sports tourettes but i still love him"

"I'll be nice. Everyone should be nicer. Wolla has dreadful taste in music but great hair!"

"He champions the plight of ugly men everywhere with an unswerving spirit and demented self-belief."

"fuckhead... TO THE MAX!"

How are people voting?

The distribution of 119 votes received by Wolla. The lighter coloured bar indicates anonymous votes.

96 votes, 80.7% (12 anon)
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8 votes, 6.7% (7 anon)

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